What hurts most?

..when you can't fight for that one thing that would make you happy..

..I may never be the guy you look forward to seeing every day... but I will always be the guy who will look out for you each and every day..

Sad Girl: "don't make me feel that i'm just a selfish jerk just because I made you cry"!

Sad Guy: "then don't make me feel like I did nothing for you when I almost died crying just to see you smile..."

Men are haunted by the vastness of eternity. And some ask ourselves: Will our actions echo across the centuries?

Will strangers hear our names long after we are gone, and wonder who we were, how bravely we fought, how fiercely we loved?

Love isn't when you can't sleep... it's when you want to keep your eyes open...

Love isn't when you keep holding on... it's when you learn to let go...

Love isn't when you kill yourself with jealousy... it's when you understand...

Love isn't when you fall for someone... it's when you catch that person when she falls...

Love isn't when you see her everywhere... it's when you close your eyes and she is still there...

Love isn't when you tell her what you feel... it's when you give everything for her sake...

And Love isn't when you think you were blind... it's when you know she was wrong but you didn't mind!

The "New Age" Love Letter


MODERN PROPOSAL

Dearest Ms Juliet,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since the 15th of February. With reference to the meeting held between us on the 14th of February at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.

Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.

The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough, to be taken care of, on your expense account. I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else.

I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer. Thanking you in anticipation.

Yours sincerely,
Mr. Romeo

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MODERN REPLY TO MODERN PROPOSAL

Attn: Mr Romeo

Dear Sir,

Please refer to your letter dated today. I am pleased to inform you that I hope to accept your proposal for romance. However, you should be informed that there are certain conditions of acceptance. Promotional prospects are to my satisfaction. However, please enlighten me as to your retirement benefits. Gratuity should be generous.

I also need to be assured that there is sufficient security with regards to this commitment. If there is any chance at all of retrenchment or consequent disinterest on your part, then I should receive monetary compensation according to union standards. Due to the nature of my position, I am sure you will agree that an expense account should be arranged for my access in light of the 'VIP' I shall be entertaining.

In addition, housing and transport allowances should be in order and nothing less than a luxury condo and a Jag are in order.

Please also note that there should be no moonlighting restrictions placed on myself. If you are still interested in the relationship, please reply on an urgent basis as other prospective lovers have sent indications of interest.

Please also note that my sister is happily employed.

Yours perhaps,

Juliet

ang aking trabaho....

ANG AMING WEB DEVELOPER

WEB Developer na palaging busy, siya nga un, wala nang iba pa.. pansinin nyo sa sobrang ka busyhan niyong taong ito ay napapapikit na xa.. hindi po yan 2log.. napagod lang.. hehehe..keep up the good work berch.... pero ang masasabi ko lang, wag ka nang sumimple pa.... hehehe ...joke... kitang kita ka sa hidden camera.. biro lang po ito... hehehehe!!!

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SPOT THE DIFFERENCE

Try to look at these pictures, have you notice any parallelism between the two? Now, if you think these both illustration are analogous, go back to your mother’s womb, just kidding!
The reality is the painting on the left side was done by the renowned photographer, Dan Morris. While on the other side is the ravishing, beauteous KC from the SEO deparment.



written by me
revised by mohan

my pics